Can I be someone's inflatable pool toy this summer?

Just for giggles (and squirms), I was wondering if anyone needed a young man to be willing to be a pool toy for someone, like say at a party or even for private? Not selling sex here, just art...and "unique fun". Can be used casually or aggressively. I will need air to breathe and some clean water to drink (dehydration can kill, and a dead body in your pool is bad for business for ANYONE). I know this is REALLY kinky, but hey, what the heck, right? Anybody need me this summer? Willing to try different ideas and things.